Late Show with David Letterman Top Ten Things Overheard During President Obama’s Meeting with Tony Hayward.
#8 Before I start Kicking Asses, would any of you like some sparkling water?
#6 Thanks for giving my Administration something to worry about besides two wars, a crushing debt, global warming and the worst economy in 70 years
#5 $20 Billion? hell, I got that on me
#2 Biden, please. Enough with the vuvuzela
and #1 How can we blame Bush and Cheney?