Top Ten signs your neighbor is a Russian Spy

David Letterman’s Top Ten List – Top Ten signs your neighbor is a Russian spy

#10  He’s on the cover of Secret Russian Spy Digest.  #9  He leans in to his potato salad and asks ” Do you copy, Comrade? ”                           

#8  His business card has Russian Spy crossed out and Landscaper scribbled in. #7  Your mailmen mysteriously keep dying of polonium poisoning

#6 You ask what his son’s name is. He replies that’s classified.  #4 Same Roto-rooter van has been parked across the street for the last six years

#3 Always asking if you have change for 500 rubles  And the #1 reason your neighbor is a Russian spy:  You walk in on him giving your wife the old hammer and sickle.