David Letterman’s Top Ten List – Top Ten signs your neighbor is a Russian spy
#10 He’s on the cover of Secret Russian Spy Digest. #9 He leans in to his potato salad and asks ” Do you copy, Comrade? ”
#8 His business card has Russian Spy crossed out and Landscaper scribbled in. #7 Your mailmen mysteriously keep dying of polonium poisoning
#6 You ask what his son’s name is. He replies that’s classified. #4 Same Roto-rooter van has been parked across the street for the last six years
#3 Always asking if you have change for 500 rubles And the #1 reason your neighbor is a Russian spy: You walk in on him giving your wife the old hammer and sickle.
Well we just traded 10 Russian spies for 4 Russian nationals that were accused of spying in Russia. I certainly hope there is some other agreement that comes from this that benefits our country.
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