No Panty Day June 22

This just in. June 22, the first friday of summer 2012, is No Panty Day.

Pure marketing genius. No panty day. This is news folks. Dress accordingly.

Lolo Jones HBO 30 year old Virgin

Lolo Jones HBO 30 year old Virgin special edition of Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel, as interviewed by Mary Carillo.

“ I want to wait until I’m married to have sex – It’s a gift I want to give to my husband.

If they’re making a sequel to the 30 year old virgin, I’m their candidate.” – Lori LoLo Jones

2012 Preakness Stakes race

2012 Preakness Stakes – I’ll Have Another [9] got up in time with a game finish to win the second leg of Horse Racing’s Triple Crown in 1:56.

In a repeat exacta performance of the Kentucky Derby, it was I’ll Have Another to Bodemeister at the 137th running of the Preakness.

$2 exacta 9-7 returned $18.60 on track at Pimlico, Maryland.

He’s no Secretariat, but then who is? It’s off to the Belmont Stakes in 3 weeks for a shot at the elusive Triple Crown.

Best of success. My money’s on Dullahan for the Belmont Stakes at Elmont, New York Sat. June 9. Let’s all make some money.

 

Asian Tiger Shrimp Invades US

Jumbo Asian tiger shrimp are invading Gulf of Mexico waters in the United States of America.

The Asian tiger prawn is a foot-long cannibalistic crustacean.

Huge, hungry, ravenous prawns from Asia have exploded across the Gulf this year.

The ecological impact on the Gulf of Mexico is unclear at this time. Good Day.

Titanoboa Monster Snake Uncoiled

Titanoboa monster snake uncoiled in New York on March 22. Grand Central Station shocked New York City commuters with a monster 48 foot, 1.25 ton titanoboa snake.

The full scale replica of the world’s largest snake, Titan o Boa discovered in northern Colombia, was uncoiled to scare the daylights out of New Yorkers, ahead of the Smithsonian exhibition.

Start spreading the news, New York New York.

When alive, the titanoboa monster snake would be longer than a bus and weigh 2500 pounds.

The warmer the temperature of where the titanoboa lived, the larger the snake would grow to.

After the demise of the dinosaur 65 million years ago, the titanoboa may at one time have been the largest reptile roaming Earth.

It’s up to you, New York New York.

Hunger Games Movie Trailer

The Hunger Games official HD movie trailer of the 2 hour 22 minute Lionsgate film. Directed by Gary Ross and starring Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth.

The Hunger Games are a nationally televised event in which Tributes must fight with one another until one survivor remains.

Set in a future where the Capitol, Panem forces each of its twelve districts to send a teenage boy and girl to compete in the Hunger Games.

There they will be pitted against highly trained Tributes who have prepared their entire lives for these Games. It will be a fight to the death on live television.

Kim Kardashian can’t Sleep Tonight

Kim Kardashian can’t sleep tonight. Stop the presses.

A topless Kim Kardashian in pink satin panty lingerie tweeted that she couldn’t sleep.

I’m shocked. I’m shocked, i tell you. Kim Kardashian is baring her breasts once again with the Kardashian Lingerie Collection for Sears launch underway.

Show me the money. Making untold millions of Dollars, Kim Kardashian is one smart marketer.

Robot Cheetah DARPA Terminator

DARPA’s M3 Robotic Cheetah set a new land speed record for legged robots. The Robot Cheetah was able to gallop at 18 mph on a lab treadmill.

Testing of a free running cheetah robot prototype is planned for later in 2012. The cheetah robot was developed by Boston Dynamics.

The robot’s movements are patterned after those of the cheetah in nature, increasing its stride and running speed by flexing and un-flexing its back on each step.

DARPA video demonstration of M3 Cheetah Robot:

DARPA – Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, supplies technological options for the entire Department of Defense and is designed to be the technological engine for transforming DoD.

Ground robots have already saved many lives and preventeds thousands of injuries in military explosive disposal missions.

Robots may more effectively assist soldiers across a greater range of missions.

DARPA’s M3 – Maximum Mobility and Manipulation program seeks to create and demonstrate significant scientific and engineering advances in robot mobility and manipulation capability.

Maximum Mobility and Manipulation or Terminator? Unleash the hounds.

2012 Westminster Dog Best in Show the Pekingese

The Westminster Kennel Club 2012 dog show results are in. Best in Show – the Pekingese.

The tiny 11 pound, 4 year old pekingese is top dog for 2012.

The Pekingese defeated a retriever, dachshund, German shepherd, Irish setter, doberman, terrier and dalmatian for WKC top honors.

Palacegarden Malachy AKA The Pekingese has won Best in Show at the 2012 Westminster dog show.

are Pink Slime Burgers Allowed by the USDA?

A famous fast food chain says it has quit using USDA approved pink slime food trimmings, also known as ammonium hydroxide, as part of their meat product “burger”.

Jamie Oliver and his Food Revolution claim that the majority of American ground beef contains leftover cow parts “pink slime” with the e.coli and salmonella treated with ammonia.

The USDA allows this ammonia treated meat to enter the marketplace and with no labeling requirement on the packaging to inform the consumer, because ammonium hydroxide is considered part of the production procedure.

Mechanically separated, ammonia treated meat can be found in most grocery stores, fast food restaurants and school cafeterias. You have been warned.