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Mr. Jenna Talackova disqualified from Miss Universe Canada

Mr. Jenna Talackova has been disqualified from the Miss Universe Canada pageant. The 23 year old transgender contestant was removed from the competition after organizers discovered that Talackova was born a boy.

Jenna Talackova video – rules are rules, she said.

The rules state all contestants must be naturally born female Canadian citizens between the ages of 18 and 27. They cannot be pregnant or married, hence the title Miss Universe Canada.

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Gallagher Heart Attack

Gallagher’s heart attack may have been preventable if Dr. Caldwell B. Esselstyn and Dr. Dean Ornish are correct about a plant-based, no meat and no dairy diet.

Perhaps instead of smashing watermelons, the comedic genius should be eating the melons instead and smashing the artery clogging food.

Best of success to comedian and philosopher Gallagher.

Former President Bill Clinton started Dr. Esselstyn’s diet for his heart problem. Clinton wound up losing 24 lbs, gained lots of energy and changed his life positively.

“ By eating these whole foods and getting away from processed foods, getting away from the dairy … it’s so incredible how powerful the body can be … the major behavior that has to change is interestingly enough, our food. That is the key card, it trumps everything.” – Dr. Caldwell B. Esselstyn M.D.

 

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Kim Kardashian can’t Sleep Tonight

Kim Kardashian can’t sleep tonight. Stop the presses.

A topless Kim Kardashian in pink satin panty lingerie tweeted that she couldn’t sleep.

I’m shocked. I’m shocked, i tell you. Kim Kardashian is baring her breasts once again with the Kardashian Lingerie Collection for Sears launch underway.

Show me the money. Making untold millions of Dollars, Kim Kardashian is one smart marketer.

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Tella Vision Programming

Tella Vision Programming. “ Get a book, man. Reading is Fun ta Mental. Think! It ain’t illegal yet, but they’re working on it.

It’s called Tella-Vision Programming. They’re telling you visually the program. You’re being programmed. It was on CNN, it’s true. I’ve seen it on Fox, it’s real- It’s BS.” – Eddie Griffin

The comedy stylings of Eddie Griffin. Obama’s a puppet on a string.

And you know these wars are about money, money, money.

The United Empire of Earth. Learn the Chinese language.

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Pimp Rush Limbaugh Sandra Fluke Slut

Pimp Rush Limbaugh has called Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke, a Slut and a Prostitute.

Limbaugh’s controversial statements left out the word Whore. Fluke said she was stunned at first and like most women, outraged.

The talk show giant said that the 3rd year law student Fluke must essentially be paid to have sex, so what does that make her?

“ It makes her a slut, right? A prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex!” – Rush Limbaugh

“ She [Fluke] wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex. What does that make us? We’re the Pimps!” – Rush Limbaugh

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Justin Bieber 18

Justin Bieber is turning 18 years young on March 1. Never say Never. Bieber Fever.

It’s all legal, eagle. Justin Bieber on his 18th birthday. Selena Gomez, are you a Belieber?

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George Clooney Golden Statue

George Clooney did go home with one golden statue. No Oscar but one Stacy Kleiber in a gold metallic dress.

George Clooney had a good time on the Red Carpet with the Gold Statue at Oscars 2012 Academy Awards show in Hollywood.

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