David Hasselhoff Comedy Central Roast nothings HOFFlimits

The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff premieres Sunday night on the cable network. David Hasselhoff is the 15th guest of honor of the Comedy Central Roast series.

David Hasselhoff in a red lifeguards chair being roasted by Baywatch star Pamela Anderson, Jeffrey Ross and other comedians and celebrities at the 15th Comedy Central Roast

The Comedy Central Roast is one of the few forums where comedians and celebrities can feel comfortable in humiliating one another with the understanding that nothing is to be taken seriously.

” Finally a Jew gets a chance to roast a German.” – Jeffrey Ross

It’s fun to make fun of yourself. It’s always fun to enjoy life and not to take things so seriously.

Hasselhoff knew his Baywatch busty lifeguards and Knight Rider talking car acting career, his enormous popularity in Germany and his problems with drinking would make him an easy target.

Nothing’s Hoff-limits tonight for ” The Hoff. ” But hey, they only roast the ones they love.

” It’s a Roast. It’s humbling to be here and I’m happy to be sober. It wasn’t so brutal. I’m glad to be where I am in life with my career and my family. I’m very honored.” – David Hasselhoff

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich F’ing Golden

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich made the talk show circuit proclaiming he’s done nothing wrong [not guilty]. Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel joked that he’s mainly fascinated with Blagojevich’s hair and that maybe he should move to Mexico, like Jesse Ventura.

Kimmel reading quotes from an alleged phone wiretap of  Blagojevich ” I’ve got this Thing and it’s F ‘ing Golden. And I’m just not giving it up for F ‘ing nothing. I’m not going to do it. ”

” I didn’t have a chance to defend myself. At the appropriate time, I’ll have a chance to prove it [I’m innocent]. I believe a man’s reputation sums up who he is. I’ve done nothing wrong ” – Rod Blagojevich

Perfect Job for Tiger Woods to Plug BP’s Hole

Jimmy Kimmel joking about the BP oil leak , the worst environmental disaster in the history of the United States.

British Petroleum has been unable to Plug The Hole. Wouldn’t that be a Perfect Job for Tiger Woods right now?