Lolo Jones HBO 30 year old Virgin

Lolo Jones HBO 30 year old Virgin special edition of Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel, as interviewed by Mary Carillo.

“ I want to wait until I’m married to have sex – It’s a gift I want to give to my husband.

If they’re making a sequel to the 30 year old virgin, I’m their candidate.” – Lori LoLo Jones

Tella Vision Programming

Tella Vision Programming. “ Get a book, man. Reading is Fun ta Mental. Think! It ain’t illegal yet, but they’re working on it.

It’s called Tella-Vision Programming. They’re telling you visually the program. You’re being programmed. It was on CNN, it’s true. I’ve seen it on Fox, it’s real- It’s BS.” – Eddie Griffin

The comedy stylings of Eddie Griffin. Obama’s a puppet on a string.

And you know these wars are about money, money, money.

The United Empire of Earth. Learn the Chinese language.

Money in your Mouth

Money in your Mouth video with Bill Maher, Money Man Mitt Romney, Rappers Kanye West, 50 Cent [get rich or die trying] and Tupac.

The comedy stylings of Bill Maher comparing Venture Capitalist Mitt Romney [get equity or die trying] with Rappers like 50 Cent of Get Rich or Die Trying fame.

Funny thing is Kanye West is doing BOTH – helping poor people AND having money in his mouth. Talk about no limits. Kanye West puts his money where his mouth is.

“ Get equity or die trying … What would you rather do, help poor people or have money in your mouth?” – Bill Maher

Money in your mouth, please.

White House Honey

Barack Obama has his White House honey ale beer. White House honey and Michelle Obama appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

What should have been a harmless television interview turned into a very awkward moment.

Michelle Obama:  We’ve got apples. Because I heard that you haven’t had an apple in a decade. And some of our White House honey.

Jay Leno: Oh, so this is White House honey?

Michelle Obama: So you dip it and it will help it go down just a little easier.

Jay Leno: “ White House honey. That sounds bad. You know, with a different President, that could mean a whole different thing.”

Eva Mendes Sex Tape

Eva Mendes Sex Tape leaked on the internet exposed in all her glory. Some of the nastiest footage I’ve ever seen.

See a raw Eva Mendes like you’ve never seen her before.

Domination, submission and so flexible in bed. One can see where Eva Mendes’ talents truly lie.

Mitt “Baba” Romney letterman Top Ten Mittiest

Mitt Romney appearing tie-less on Late Night with David Letterman doing the Top Ten list.

Mitt Romney Top Ten List VIDEO courtesy of CBS Television and World Wide Pants:

3 of the Top 10 things you didn’t know about Mitt Romney.

Mitt is short for Mitthew. Romney was voted “Mittiest.”   They call me Baba Romney.

Mitt Romney and David Letterman – There is no off position on the genius switch.

Stephen Colbert Report Iraq Been There Won That

Stephen Colbert will honor US Troops returning home from the War in Iraq with two special Colbert Report shows [Iraq: Been There, Won That] which air on Comedy Central this September 8 and 9 at 11:30 PM.

The audience will be made up entirely of Iraq war veterans and active duty service men and women. All will either be in the studio live or broadcasted in by satellite from Walter Reed Army Hospital and Afghanistan.

In studio guests will include US Vice President Joe Biden and US Military Commander in Iraq, General Ray Odierno.

Gen. Odierno shaved Colbert’s head when the comedian broadcast four episodes from Baghdad in 2009 where Colbert wore a camouflage suit and reported from a desk supported by sand bags.

” The Iraq War is over and all Americans should thank the returning troops and quickly before they get sent to Afghanistan.” -Stephen Colbert , the Colbert Report

Top Ten Things Overheard During Obama Meeting with Tony Hayward

Late Show with David Letterman Top Ten Things Overheard During President Obama’s Meeting with Tony Hayward.

#8  Before I start Kicking Asses, would any of you like some sparkling water?

#6  Thanks for giving my Administration something to worry about besides two wars, a crushing debt, global warming and the worst economy in 70 years

#5  $20  Billion?  hell, I got that on me

#2  Biden, please. Enough with the vuvuzela

and #1  How can we blame Bush and Cheney?

Perfect Job for Tiger Woods to Plug BP’s Hole

Jimmy Kimmel joking about the BP oil leak , the worst environmental disaster in the history of the United States.

British Petroleum has been unable to Plug The Hole. Wouldn’t that be a Perfect Job for Tiger Woods right now?