Kim Jong il? No, he’s dead.
North Korea’s Supreme Commander of the People’s Army, Kim Jong-il has died at the age of 69. North Korean State media announced the Great Comrade passed away from a heart attack.
Pyong-yang’s long standing enemy, South Korea immediately put its armed forces on high alert and the government in Seoul declared the situation an emergency.
Kim Jong-il’s youngest son, Kim Jong-un, has been named his successor over the most reclusive country on Planet Earth including it’s 1 million active duty troops and nuclear capability.
Born under a double rainbow, Dear Leader’s body is now lying in state in a mausoleum in the capital, before a funeral service on December 28th.
Until then, a period of mourning has been declared in the country and the subjects were instructed to weep uncontrollably for media cameras.
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