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illegal up to $1000 Fine Throw Football Frisbee LA County Beaches

The LA County Board of Supervisors has raised fines on “Illegal Beach Activity.”

Yes, it is illegal to throw a football or a frisbee on Los Angeles County beaches this summer. Throw a football or a frisbee and you can be fined $250, $500 or up to $1,000.

Los Angeles County Code Title 17, Section 49, 17.12.430  Ball-playing Restrictions between Memorial Day and Labor Day:

It is unlawful for any person to cast, toss, throw, kick or roll any ball, tube or light object other than a beach ball or volleyball upon or over any beach in Los Angeles County.

Except in an area designated for such use or when the person first obtains a permit by the Director to conduct such activity.

Except for when the person first obtains previous authorization from the Fire Chief or ocean lifeguard to conduct such activity.

It pays to get to know your Life Guard! Water polo is allowed in or above the Pacific Ocean.

Section 53, 17.12.480  G. No person shall swim, surf, skin dive, scuba dive or otherwise recreate within 100 feet of any pier.

Section 38, 17.12.310 Disturbances Prohibited: A person shall not disturb the peace and quiet of any Los Angeles County beach.

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

  • [A]  that all men are created equal.
  • [B]  that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights.
  • [C] that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Section 30, 17.12.205 Sand-Digging Prohibited: No person shall dig a hole deeper than 18 inches into the sand.


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David Hasselhoff Comedy Central Roast nothings HOFFlimits

The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff premieres Sunday night on the cable network. David Hasselhoff is the 15th guest of honor of the Comedy Central Roast series.

David Hasselhoff in a red lifeguards chair being roasted by Baywatch star Pamela Anderson, Jeffrey Ross and other comedians and celebrities at the 15th Comedy Central Roast

David Hasselhoff in a red lifeguards chair being roasted by Baywatch star Pamela Anderson, Jeffrey Ross and other comedians and celebrities at the 15th Comedy Central Roast

The Comedy Central Roast is one of the few forums where comedians and celebrities can feel comfortable in humiliating one another with the understanding that nothing is to be taken seriously.

” Finally a Jew gets a chance to roast a German.” – Jeffrey Ross

It’s fun to make fun of yourself. It’s always fun to enjoy life and not to take things so seriously.

Hasselhoff knew his Baywatch busty lifeguards and Knight Rider talking car acting career, his enormous popularity in Germany and his problems with drinking would make him an easy target.

Nothing’s Hoff-limits tonight for ” The Hoff. ” But hey, they only roast the ones they love.

” It’s a Roast. It’s humbling to be here and I’m happy to be sober. It wasn’t so brutal. I’m glad to be where I am in life with my career and my family. I’m very honored.” – David Hasselhoff

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