David Letterman’s Top Ten List – Top Ten signs your neighbor is a Russian spy
#10 He’s on the cover of Secret Russian Spy Digest. #9 He leans in to his potato salad and asks ” Do you copy, Comrade? ”
#8 His business card has Russian Spy crossed out and Landscaper scribbled in. #7 Your mailmen mysteriously keep dying of polonium poisoning
#6 You ask what his son’s name is. He replies that’s classified. #4 Same Roto-rooter van has been parked across the street for the last six years
#3 Always asking if you have change for 500 rubles And the #1 reason your neighbor is a Russian spy: You walk in on him giving your wife the old hammer and sickle.
Анна Чапман [Anna Chapman] Stalingrad stunner, Anya Kushchenko is the daughter of former KGB operative Vasily Kushchenko. AKA Anna Chapman, the pretty dangerous operative is accused of being a Russian spy in the USA.
The skillful deceiver was previously married to a Brit, David Chapman, whom she bailed on after receiving her green card. This has brought MI-5 into the investigation of the extraordinary Russian agent’s London activities.
The Russian born Анна Чапман [Anna Chapman] 28 year old red-head suspected spy is more Austin Powers than James Bond. If a sex operative, her code name would be swallows. Ms Kushchenko bought a cellphone under the name Irine Kustov and used 99 Fake Street as her address. See what I mean?
Yeah baby, yeah. Anna Chapman a brunette by photo and a redhead by video. Oh behave.
Anna Chapman Facebook page: “ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it. ” – Anna Chapman AKA Анна Чапман AKA Anya Kushchenko AKA Irine Kustov
Anna Chapman’s attorney says she is currently being held without bail in solitary confinement, only let outside for one hour a day. The femme fatal is scheduled to appear in court on July 17th where a hearing will determine if the alleged spy is indicted.
” The evidence here is overwhelming. It is simple; it is strong. This is a Russian agent. ” – Asst. US Attorney Michael Farbiarz
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