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Serpent Pastor Dies Rattlesnake Bite

Mark Wolford, a West Virginia Pentecostal serpent-handling Pastor, has died from a rattlesnake bite received during an outdoor church ritual on Sunday.

God protects those best who protect themselves best from unnecessary danger.

The 44 year old pastor laid a poisonous timber rattlesnake on the ground. Wolford sat down next to the snake and it bit him on the thigh.

As the situation worsened, the serpent-handler was taken to a hospital where he later died on Monday.

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Titanoboa Monster Snake Uncoiled

Titanoboa monster snake uncoiled in New York on March 22. Grand Central Station shocked New York City commuters with a monster 48 foot, 1.25 ton titanoboa snake.

The full scale replica of the world’s largest snake, Titan o Boa discovered in northern Colombia, was uncoiled to scare the daylights out of New Yorkers, ahead of the Smithsonian exhibition.

Start spreading the news, New York New York.

When alive, the titanoboa monster snake would be longer than a bus and weigh 2500 pounds.

The warmer the temperature of where the titanoboa lived, the larger the snake would grow to.

After the demise of the dinosaur 65 million years ago, the titanoboa may at one time have been the largest reptile roaming Earth.

It’s up to you, New York New York.

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